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Leah had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months.
Yet Tony, her husband, had stayed by her bedside every single day. One day, when Leah came to, she motioned for Tony to come nearer. As he sat by her, she whispered, eyes full of tears,
"You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times...
When I got fired from my secretary’s job, you were there to support me.
When my first hairdressing business failed, you were there.
When I got knocked down by a car, you were by my side.
When we lost our dear Jonathan, you stayed right here.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side...
You know what?"
"What dear?" Tony gently asked, smiling as his heart began to fill with warmth.
"I think you bring me bad luck."

 

 

Becky, Sadie and Hannah are bragging about their sons.
Becky says, "My son is very successful. He is the best lawyer in London."
Sadie says, "My son has done better than that. He is the best doctor in London."
Hannah says, "My son has not done that well. He does not have a very good job and he is gay. But he has these two great boyfriends - one is the best lawyer in London and the other is the best doctor in London."

  

 

Morris was out jogging one Sunday afternoon when he saw a new-looking tennis ball in the road. He stopped to pick it up and as he had no pockets, he put it down the front of his running shorts. He then continued with his run.
He soon came up to Sadie, who was also out jogging. Sadie looked at him and pointed to the bulge in his shorts.
“What’s that?” Sadie asked, smiling.
“Tennis ball,” replied Morris.
“I know how you must feel,” Sadie said, “I had tennis elbow once and that was bloody painful”